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There are rumours — of varying degrees of legitimacy — that Donald Trump has floated the idea of buying Greenland from Denmark. This wouldn’t be the first time the USA had increased its territory by direct purchase (the Louisiana Purchase was a thing, after all), but it would be the first time it had happened in a long time.
“It was like seeing a T. rex in the water – this lineage has been around for 100 times as long as Homo-erectus, the ancient ancestor of humans, and these sharks haven’t changed that much.”
Fast radio bursts (FRB) have been puzzling scientists since they were first discovered in 2007, but answers may soon be on the way thanks to astronomers discovering the origin of a new and particularly strong FRB. The burst – designated FRB 180924 – is incredibly powerful, putting off as much energy in its 1.3 millisecond Continue Reading
The prehistoric relatives of today’s crocodiles may have not had quite the bite we assume. Researchers have studied 146 tooth fossils across sixteen species of now extinct crocodyliforms and compared them to the teeth of not just alligators and crocodiles, but also the gharial and caiman. Using computer modeling, the study broke down the function Continue Reading
The Walking Dead comic series, created by Robert Kirkman and artist Charlie Adlard, has announced that it will be ending with issue #193. The announcement came only a day before the final issue dropped, proving once again that The Walking Dead is king of both plot twists and surprise deaths. The Image Comics and Skybound Continue Reading
The moon is suddenly a hot topic of conversation again as the fiftieth anniversary of the pivotal Apollo 11 mission came and went. Between 1969 and 1972, twelve moonwalkers brought a total of 382 kilograms worth of lunar samples back home with them. These samples have been kept vaulted and in pristine condition, but now Continue Reading
Mining corporation owners are all salivating over the potential of space as a new landscape ripe to be tilled. One of the biggest asteroids in the solar system, 16 Psyche, is thought to be composed of so much gold, iron, and nickel that every person living on planet earth could become a billionaire.
An MSP in Scotland is in hot water after their claims to be able to “decrypt” files encrypted by ransomware was found to be them actually paying the ransom, and charging their client a tidy margin.
NASA announced today that it will allow tourists to visit the international Space Station from 2020. The International Space Station is traditionally home to a rotating crew of 6 international astronauts who spend their time carrying out scientific experiments as well as performing repairs and maintenance on the ISS itself. A new announcement today from Continue Reading
Researches from the Institute of Electrical and Electronics Engineers (IEEE) and the Chinese Association of Automation have designed an artificial intelligence system which can interpret the cries of a baby. The studies author; Dr Lichuan Liu says that the AI was trained to recognize the similarities between cries, regardless of the individual baby. “There are lots Continue Reading
Facebook wanting to get involved in what you do with your privates in private might all be considered good sexy fun if not for the fact that Facebook’s track record for security and privacy is God damn terrible. Also Bill Cosby is here for some reason.
Here at VIMES we like our comedy. For example, some folks like their strangers tall, dark and handsome, but we’ll happily settle for funny looking. Not saying a good set of knockers doesn’t beat a well timed knock-knock joke, but a good joke will get panties wet with more reliability then diaphonized eroticism.
Comedian Neel Kolhatkar is not afraid to offend anyone and in this video he has a go at offending everyone!